- First, I thought of that night (over six months ago) when a car full of hoodlums drove by my van and smashed the front window.
- Then I fantasized that I had chased them down (but they didn't know it was me).
- Then I imagined pulling in front of them right before a stop light, and then going into reverse and ramming their little car with my van.
- Then I thought of how they might be blamed for rear-ending me, making it all the sweeter.
- Then I realized that the skid marks on the road would show that I had backed into them.
- So then I tried to think of a way to make skid marks that would show that they had rear-ended me. I could not think of one.
- So if you can think of a way to back into someone and have the police believe that they, in fact, rear-ended you, please let me know.
Their car when I was through with them --->